Unleash the Kitties!

Yesterday didn't go as planned. Instead of going to get the stuff, the cats, and the Gold Rupoors, we ended up buying Wii games, cat carriers, and snorting crack off of hookers. That was well under 9000, and we finished up well prepared for this morning.

We decided not to get a U-haul because we have an awesome Magnum from the rental place, that we thought would be enough room to get everything in two runs. We got there, and it was enough for everything and then some in one run.

You see, she sold our stuff. Yep, the stuff that we own, that she swore to protect... in a garage sale. Lisa's jewellry was on display. Her college books had yellow "USED" stickers on them. Her wedding dress was hanging and the bag was half-unzipped. Thank shit all our books were there.

She gave us quite a hard time, but she invited me in, and I started looking through it as she began talking to me about my wife. You know, about how Lisa treated her so bad. It took all my strength not to say, "Why, did she lie to you and betray your trust? Like you did?"

Still though, it's all just stuff. I'm not in the habit of big emotional blogs, but lets just say I cried my eyes out and pissed myself when I saw my babies again. They're chillin' like villains in the back right now, and we're on the Pennsylvania Turnpike (almost) heading back for the Garden State. We just need to wrap up their paperwork and enjoy the rest of our stress-filled holiday.

So! I bought Mass Effect for the PC. With any luck, Lisa's amazing laptop can play it out the wazoo and I can write a little review for you guys. I'm excited about it. Why? PSYCHIC POWERS. They're called "Biotics", and I'm not sure from the manual if they're usable in both real-time and pause-menu, or what, but if they work like force-powers in KotOR, then I'll be happy.

Okay! I'm gonna turn this off now, and get back to looking over my shoulder at the kitties. We're almost at the exit. Adieu!